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Patty. Lives in England. From Portugal. In University. BOOM

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  1. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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  3. queeranora:

    the worst plot twist in all of history is still when you find out there was 250,000 dollars lining the walls of the banana stand

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  5. wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

    wo-nderland:

    JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

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  7. heartcramp:

    Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

    But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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  9. shutupaubrey:

    do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

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  11. allisonscrown:

    "where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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  13. selinachinese:

    guyfitblr:

    And finally someone said it

    i jUST SNORTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    hah

    (Source: digitalmovie)

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  15. Ok so I was watching Atlantis: The Lost Empire (again)…

    rivendellbitch:

    originally-remarkable:

    rivendellbitch:

    And I noticed something…

    so this is the first time we see the king of Atlantis, right? 

    image

    Then he says this while his wife is drawn into the heart of Atlantis:

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    Notice how he’s not looking away. The next time we see the king, he is blind.

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    DOES THIS MEAN HE LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF ATLANTIS, RISKED LOSING HIS SIGHT, JUST SO HE COULD SEE HIS WIFE ONE LAST TIME??????

    JUST FUCKING STOP RIGHT THERE

    CANT STOP WONT STOP

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  17. boostiels:

    noctstiel:

    kanyeghostniall:

    "i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

    woah! are bras really that expensive??

    oh hun

    (Source: kanyewestniall)

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