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Patty. Lives in England. From Portugal. In University. BOOM

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    Happy Birthday Daniel Radcliffe

    23 July 1989

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    katiebooped:

    imgonnapeeorange:

    learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

    image

    is that tyler joseph

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  7. zootedboy:

    *black couple living in a haunted house*

    wife: the house haunted

    husband: we out this bitch

    *everybody lives*

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    margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

    ray-winters-sings:

    You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

    I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

    Currently

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  13. missinglinc:

    relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

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  17. svrferblood:

    me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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    greencarnations:

    cinematicsymphony:

    This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

    CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

    • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
    • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
    • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
    • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
    • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
    • works every time

    "sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

    (Source: kaliskadyami)

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